Obamas Plans for the Future

by Klaus on 6. November 2008

in Allgemeines

Obamas Plans for the Future

  • to provide industrial technologies to the „Old Europe“ so that European aborigines don’t have to live on trees anymore but in barracks, so that they can wash themselves with floating water and even sit in their illuminnated thatched huts.
  • to increase security by installing cameras in everybody’s bedroom*
  • to increase carbon emissions for reasons like security and development assistance for the Old Europe.
  • to develop a military fallback plan in Iraq what will confine the freedom and democracy of the Iraqi folk and restore tyranny and dictatorship. In return Obama will regive the weapons of mass destruction to the Iraqi dictators.
  • to close the amusement park of Guantánamo.
  • to open a new amusement park in Russia.
  • to return the empty beer bottles George W. Bush collected in the White House in order to use the bottle deposit for a decrease of the american budget deficit.
  • to employ Monica Lewinsky as personal chief advisor as Monica Lewinsky had more president in her than George Bush ever will.

* most terrorist attacks are arranged in bedrooms

If you know other plans Obama wants to implement just write a comment and I will put them on the list. Thank you! :)


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Niels November 11, 2008 um 09:50

Hehehe, very funny Klaus! I like these 2 the most:P Hahaha!

» to close the amusement park of Guantánamo.
» to employ Monica Lewinsky as personal chief advisor as Monica Lewinsky had more president in her than George Bush ever will.

P.S. I am back at the office again, yeeeey, so I can join U again for lunch this afternoon! See ya at 13h!

Niels

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Klaus November 11, 2008 um 11:53

Ok, cool. Cu later.

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